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"...clients aren't signing up for the amenities, they're coming for the sense of community and a safe space to sweat."

-Buzzfeed

How It Works:

We Focus On 4 Areas With You:

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Fitness

💪🏾 LIVE Zoom Workouts

💪🏾 3 Workouts A Week

💪🏾 No Gym Equipment

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Nutrition

🍎 Your Own Nutritionist

🍎 Custom Meal Plan

🍎 Meal Prep Hacks

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Accountability

👀 Accountability Coach

👀 Weekly Check In Call

👀 Unlimited Text Access

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Community

👯 Like-Minded Queers

👯 Member Chat Room

👯 Virtual Events

ARE YOU READY TO BE A HAPPY, HEALTHY HOMO?

FAQ's: What's The Tea? ☕️

What are the workouts like?

The best way to describe the workouts is if a drag brunch and a fitness class had a baby, it'd be like our workouts!

Are the workouts LIVE?

Yes, the workouts are live. We don't pre-record our workouts. We're not an app. We don't send you workouts to do. We do everything LIVE with you just like in a regular in person gym session.

Do you need workout equipment?

Nope. Everything we do is body weight.

We do not offer pricing ahead of our call because we have no idea what to quote you. We don’t know your fitness experience. We don’t know what your relationship with food is like. All those things impact time and cost.

We have different coaches who offer different expertise. By talking with you, we get a better idea of which coach makes the most sense given their experience and your background. We also don’t sell memberships on our website to keep our community safe from random harmful internet people that might wanna just join to come in and start some hateful shit. This. Does. Happen.

What's your cancellation policy?

We are currently testing out a new compassionate cancellation policy. We have always asked for a 30 day notice as stated on your agreement. Recently, we added the option for people to get their cancellation fee waived if they workout an average of 3 days a week in their last 30 days.

Our hope is that the member realizes how great they feel when they’re working out and decide to stay. And if that’s not the case, then the financial stress becomes less for our members if they’re leaving for financial reasons.

We have never seen this type of policy be offered in the fitness space, and I’m happy to report that so far, it’s been working out great for both the members and the gym and it looks like it’s here to stay. If the client agreed to meet with their coach they would have been offered this option.

Can I have my camera off?

Totally. We love to see y'all cute faces so we can also correct form and offer modifications, but if you're not feeling comfy, it's okay to have your camera off.

What if I'm totally new to working out?

You've come to right place.Beginners or intermediate level folxs are our jam.

What are the coaches like?

You can check out our wholesome, awesome team of coaches here.

Can I try a workout first?

We don’t allow drop ins in order to keep our community safe from random harmful internet people that might wanna just join to come in and start some hateful shit. This. Does. Happen.